Hellogoodbye.

for jiaying's reference lol

2010-06-13T00:07:00.001-07:00

teehee

I do not know

2010-06-12T05:53:00.001-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen presenting the long-awaited post with the topic

'I do not know'

well basically this topic is suggested by the ever famous joey BIEBER.

This topic is indeed very difficult. What IF one day you look at your 'o'lvls english paper [essay]

and one of the topic is 'i don't know'

what are you going to write about?

and exposition?

narrative essay?

descriptive?

i don't know =( [if you don't know you can't use don't or can't in essays] [oops i just used it again]

So basically ladies and gentlemen, when do you feel like 'you don't know' a shit?

Let me give you and example.

Additional Maths.

One brilliant subject to show that you actually know no shit.

you look into your brilliant paper. loads of questions. loads of numbers

the funny thing is , they always look familiar. but you cant fcuking get the answer..

why?

because Add Math sucks.

any questions? [fcuk you i have enough]

an example of question

LOOKS FRIGGIN FAMILIAR RIGHT

U THINK U THINK

U WRITE U WRITE

sMACK SMACK SMACK THE CALCULATOR AND THEN...

END OF THE WORLD. diE DIE DIE

add maths shud stick to its literal meaning. as in ADDITIONAL MATH.

1+1+1+1= x

what is x?

damn tht looks bloody familiar..

but how to do?

Hols Hols Hols

2010-06-07T20:31:00.000-07:00

Holidays are here~

sorry couldn't update cuz I had Intensive Study [Sleeping] Programme

Practically a mugging period because the teachers like,er...Spam us with tests?

In conclusion, ISP was bullshit.

Bio was tough, Chem was atrocious, Physics , I finished the paper at 2.99792458 x 10^8m/s [cuz I didn't know how to do]

Pics during ISP

all these pics were taken DURING recess o.O

The last day however was different, we had the whole cinema for the sec4s in Bpghs so that we can watch PRINCE OF PERSIA.

[and wow the babe has a hawt bod]

The movie was AWE-some. Sat beside the T1 people and we had fun drooling and tht princess. The hot one

[so called a holy princess.. ]

after that we went and have our dinner at er...

Billy Bombers?

they have a pretty cute menu, with stuff like Obama Burger? er okk~ [no I didn't eat that.]

We took alot of pics, talk alot of crap. Then in the end it was time to go back.

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Ok so enough of all these daily bullshit. Lets see what should we talk about today.

Oreo.

You like oreo?

you know the sandwich cookies

If you are still not clear, presenting their so called motto

'twist'

'lick'

'dunk'

what can you infer from that?

What I can see is that the people from kraft [the one that produces oreo]

are a bunch of sickos.

WHO THE HELL LICKS A COOKIE???

well me.

I'd like a cherry with that =D

When physics drive you crazy, eat oreo.

2010-05-31T05:11:00.000-07:00

bieberbieberbieber noooo

irwinirwinirwin yesssss

OMGWTFBBQ

Tomorrow is D DAY.

D DAY is tomorrow

D DAY is ISP

ISP is...... zzzzz *snores*

Ok people, this is terribly random. But if you don't know , the writer [which is me if you don't know dumbass] hates physics - terribly.

I know i said this alot of times but i DON'T see a freaking point in learning physics.

lemme give u and example - stickman!!

Mr physics and the boomz man

see so what if you learnt physics.

in the end u still freaking die la

let me teach u people something more helpful

Irwin's law

Gun= Run away la. =.=

First GUITAR cover. lol

2010-05-31T02:18:00.000-07:00

its horrible I know. Leave comments if you want on the tagboard. anyway, was just fooling around.

The man Is BACK

2010-05-30T05:32:00.000-07:00

Hello babehs.

Ok I am finally back in the blogging world. You may ask 'why?' well the answer is

'i don't know'

Yeah i just realized that i have a great sense of humour [that no one really understands] therefore i should share it so that the whole world will be much much happier. Like I already am.

Anyway- School Holidays are here. No, unlike most people I am not going to whine about it. This is because I have great company. Unlike you. \

For example...

BOOKS...

BOOKS

aww DAMN IT

...

Interesting life I have eh? Well this is basically supposed to be normal for olevel students. Especially during the June Hols, where we are supposed to get 12 hours of study everyday!!

So basically? my Timetable will be....

Yeah thats the way.

So where is the holidays? What are we students gonna do? go around shouting like a motherF*er around the streets and ask

and then... the MOE answers...

How I wish the world is abit more funny. like me.

Anyway, happy ISPing for my fellow sec4's

i mean Intensive SLEEPING Programme.

countdown to singapore. hahahaa.

2009-12-22T01:13:00.000-08:00

hello everybody.

I am back after a long long time. lets see.. holidays were extremely productive.

throughout the hols i manage to do few stuffs that i rarely get to do.

-spend the whole day in front of the comp till i sleep ==

and its a achievement eh? don't ask what i do online. all i did was well...complain to people that i am bored--

anyway its quite fascinating to...i've had people who told me that i look like elmo == [which i said perhaps its true only i lack hair]

and

someone. namely felicia lim. asked me to go to her site. when she said 'site' i thought it was the blog.

TOOK ME LIKE MILLIONS OF SECONDS TO FIND IT YOU KNOW.

first i went google. [nothing]

second i went to google'blogs [nothing]

then i realized i typed the wrong stuff..i typed felicia lim

when i type furli lim [which somehow is the correct one]

BOOMZ out comes the answer. then i told her. 'haha i found it finally'

and guess what....

the site she meant was her facebook profile...FML

conclusion- do not assume that all sites are blogs.

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anyway. these twilight thing is getting into my nerves

what is SO fascinating abt vampires ?

what actually are vampires?

according to oxford dictionary [no bull]

it is actually

a corpse supposed to leave its grave at night to drink the blood of the living

yeah thats the bloody meaning [literally]

well.. so what is SO bloody fascinating abt a corpse who drinks blood of the living?

ok so now we are going to do a research on CHARACTERs IN TWILIGHT.

first edward cullen

edward cullen [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/ or specifically a vampire - whose ability is not to drink blood but to make girls drool and demand that their blood be sucked by him.

this idiot over here is played by robert pattinson [is that how u spell it]

the only reason why girls are going bonkers over him, is complex. and yes thts the only reason.

perhaps-

his eyes are able to send electrical impulses tht goes into their eyes, into the optic nerve and to the brain thus electrifying the whole brain, causing neurones to die/ thus, mental disorder.

tip no 1- your mama said it was bad to stare. knock your head. according to the edward cullen law of electrocution- always stare.

his muscles [they claim i think that he can stop a car using his bare hands] scares the hell out of the girls therefore they are forced to say they are crazy over him. After all, remember, he hunts for people at night. and a guy vampire desires women like hell.

tip no 2/ to get a girl go bonkers over you, stop a car with your bare hands.

his teeth looks so much like a dogs', and as u know most girls find dogs cute,and according to transitive equality :

X=Y ; Y=Z

therefore X=Z

BY SUBSTITUTING X=[EDWARD'S TEETH] Y=[DOG] Z=[CUTE]

Edward's teeth= dog; dog=cute

therefore Edward's teeth=cute

this is a proof that most people are going crazy over his teeth. demanding that he bites them hard.

which somehow further implies that edward is cute. and cute is one thing girls go bonkers over

however the further statements are difficult to prove through mathematics. ask your maths teacher. dun ask me.

all these qualities however, does not appeal to men unless you are well.. a gay or a transvestite

transvestite [guys] [oxford dictionary]- one who is in love with edward cullen and is willing to be a woman in hope that he will be with him forever and ever.

gay [according to oxford dictionary]- a guy who is in love with edward cullen but has no balls to be a transvestite.

yes.fortunately i dont fall into any of those categories.and im not cullenified.

if the above STATEMENTS ARE NOT TRUE

you are not in love with edward cullen, only robert pattinson. therefore there is no use going bonkers over dear edward cullen. just get a porno vid of robert pattinson [if you desire it so much email iwantrobertpatporn@hotmail.com believe me this email exists!!! try it!]

second.

jacob hitam/black

jacob black [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/namely a werewolf with a body that has the capability to attract all the women who were drooling to get their blood sucked by edward cullen . and later make them despise full moons due to the fact that he would suddenly turn fugly [however maintaining his killer body, only with a bit more hair]

this man here is special.

believe me. he has the ability to use his body to make all the women come to/cum to him

he is known to be extremely hairy at a full moon night . so beware to those who hate hairyness, but for those who think it feels good / you should hate edward cullen. he no hair one..

which is sexier? [note that the werewolf form has the cute teeth]

third.

adwoort kolon

this is a very nice character

he is the only one that does not have the capability to impress girls however, let me tell you he is a relative of the cullens. and he is from india..

cullen in india is kolon somehow

and believe me he is good looking.

presenting

adwoort kolon

you want me to bite you?

p/s- no offence to indians or twilight fans. just wasting my time blogging.

wah thankew man.

2009-12-15T20:15:00.000-08:00

harloex everyone!

haha i am officially blogging again =))

well to be honest i seriously dont really know what to blog about so well.i shall start with random stuffs. RANDOM

ok first of all some random quote

'hey u look like my friend. but she is class while you are just class without the c and the l.

thankew buahbye

RRoar.

2009-12-02T18:30:00.000-08:00

Listening to: paparoach-lifeline

Woke up freaking pissed. went on facebook and saw a lot of stuff that he shouldn't see [don't get the wrong idea]

therefore i came up with a public declaration

Imma not gonna talk to people i Certify as Dumb

because it is a waste of my time and it actually lowers my IQ somehow and that is bad =(

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i also realize that there is also no use treating people nicely. Law of the reversibility of light is not applicable in this sense. just because you treat people nicely, dont worry, it doesn't REFLECT back to you. it get refracted and goes to some other person and that person might be your greatest enemy and believe me that is real shite.

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so i am back in malaysia and realized that well i'm pretty much left out in alot of shite. so well...heck like i give a damn. its not like i even care at the first place right? hm..

middle fing! [not a typo]

2009-11-22T05:24:00.000-08:00

hey everyone i am baaaaaccckk!!

just came back from science team camp ..and well it was......no comments. lol. can't write anything or i will get killed ..as in..really killed .lol

anyway, life's real boring nowadays. i realized that the only stuffs that i usually do are....

1. sleep

2. eat

3. online

4. guitar.

thats all. so what the hell?! holiday is supposed to be fun right? in what way?

i don't see a point with this holiday thing except that i get to sleep longer. which i really do appreciate. it is time for me to actually catch up on my sleeping debts. waiting or do i actually worsen it? =)

met my juniors also just now. had some real interesting conversations [gossips hehehe] and also almost choked myself to death thanks to jacie [who was having fun] ..and i heard news that tiffany terminated her scholarship. i wish her all the best and be sure i will try to bring the others to see you soon [that is, if they actually cooperate] all in all it was great seeing the juniors for one last time before i start going cuckoo over my homework.

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on the other hand , i bought a new TRAVEL FRENCH PRESS TUMBLER! DEFINITELY WILL SATISFY MY COFFEE ADDICTION THEREFORE I WONT BE ADDICTED TO PUBLIC NUDITY ANYMORE!! XD

it is sooo cool. i think im inlove with coffee and starbucks. i went to starbucks today. guess to buy what? banana. haha

and i walked around suntec city eating banana. licking it and everything

and i realized that they had this cosplay thingy in suntec. saw a bunch of wanna-be's and well...i think they are just trying to grab attention.

anyway i can lick the banana, eat it, and suck it and enjoy it. while enjoying it, i will also grab attention.

therefore, see? you don't have to go cosplaying to grab attention. just go get a banana and lick it...

i can borrow you mine =D

I am back again =)

2009-11-18T22:36:00.000-08:00

hey peeps =)

this is gonna be the second post for this week. yay achievement!! haha. anyway, i am alone in my room now and almost alone in my whole hall, therefore i am officially suffering from the loneliness syndrome! this is so so so fun.

this week had been really fruitful, had a lot of time for myself so it was a good opportunity for me to have some time to think and think. finally i managed to think about what i actually want!

1. be a nicer person.

2. be a nicer person.

3. be a nicer person.

not bad eh?

i know you must be wondering where are all those typical wishlists like

eg.

1. i want a pwetty pwetty girlfriend

2. i want a big big nice nice expensive handphone/computer/mp3 player/laptop/wallet/ or well to the horny ones, bed.

3. i want a lot of a's and everything.

but i realized that all those are actually really very easy to get! if you want it, put some effort, starve for a month, stop going to geylang EVERYDAY, and well.....even better just hide your atm card at somewhere you think you will forget [lol]

so why bother wishing for something that is like so easy to get? think your attitude is good enough already? think you are nice enough already? 'fuck off man' there is always room for improvement.

'you may think i'm wrong but thats no reason to quit thinking..'

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anyway went out with two of my juniors to watch 2012, it was a great movie, only that i didnt manage to enjoy it?

must be wondering why eh? let me tell you

my head was spinning like a top.

the movie had a lot of effects.

a spinning head ENHANCED the effect.

to the point where everything looks shittingly messy to my brain.

but yeah it was a great movie, though if i am trying to act smart perhaps i would stand up halfway through the movie and shout 'THIS MOVIE IS GEOGRAPHICALLY INCORRECT' or something like that [although i am very sure i dont know what is geographically incorrect about the movie] , you should just go and watch the movie and look at the effects, not go googoo lady gaagaa [googoogaagaa is my way to say the word crazy]

but hey, if 2012 is really going to be the year the world will end, do tell me first so i can slack during a-levels yeah?

if the world is going to end in 2012, i'm gonna be a power ranger and save mankind.

you kill me? f$%# you! i kill me!

2009-11-16T07:07:00.000-08:00

yeah that was a quote from russell peters i know i know. but i kinda like it

i know that was kinda random but heck...just want to tell everyone~ im back!!!

been away for quite a while, due to some unforeseen circumstances [which includes that i didn't realize i was THIS lazy]

so school is over. well for this year at least. its been a year since i have been in Singapore, and well...i look at my watch [a new one. not the dead one] and yes...a year really had just zoomed past me..shockingly I DIDN'T REALIZE!!! [of course i did dumbass]

This year was indeed a productive year. i learnt alot of stuffs, and i realize that what i learnt from form 1 to form 3 really was bullshit. and yes, according to myself, yes me myself and I, malaysia's education only begins from form 4.

its really funny you know, they put this mindset in your mind that you are smart. awarding you with all these a's during PMR [which believe me is a breeze. not any monsoon wind. but breeze]

believe me, one year in singapore really didn't make me a singaporean. i DEFINITELY love malaysia more, but sadly the education there sucks.

In malaysia, to achieve the BEST OF THE BEST results, students are made to carry huge bags and huge books, why? cuz it makes them look good [you have to agree or else you are not patriotic]

Malaysia is the one and only country where the minister initially suggested cellphones to be allowed in school with all his positive reasons and in just a few days changed his mind to "SAY NO TO CELLPHONES IN SCHOOL!"

[a quote from uncyclopedia]

unfortunately, after all these, education in malaysia is indeed not that bad, after form 3 that is. well to those still taking their subjects in english~ all the way folks,

to those unlucky fellas taking theirs in malay soon...

'why don't you count the number of countries in this world which is...well...proficient in Malay?'

neninenipupu

i dont know

2009-09-13T06:54:00.000-07:00

i dont know why but i feel like jumping down any building now. or just a noose will do

life is really ..unpredictable.

2009-09-08T03:36:00.000-07:00

ladies and gentlemen. i woke up today morning and guess what i looked at my watch and it says it is 1pm.

have you ever felt grateful that you have a watch? this little companion that binds your wrist oh so tightly just to do its duty. who else can be as faithful as that? no human can compete with a watch's faithfulness. in my case, i love my watch tremendously, as it was given to me as a gift before i came to singapore to screw my freaking life up. yeah so it is a watch that shows the time and reminds me of the time when my life is not screwed up, like how it is now XD

anyway on that very same day, i had to prepare for my english lessons. yes. extra english lessons for scholars. ever wondered how sucky it feels to have to go for classes eventhough other mates in singapore are actually having their holidays. yeah so i sat down and contemplated. i realised why i have no holidays. it is simply because we are scholars and we are not local. therefore, logically, singapore's school holidays dont actually apply to us =.=

ok saw i left hostel and looked at my companion again and it says 12pm and my dear friends i did not realised that i actually woke up at 1pm =.=

class was lame and i was actually mentally absent. though i showed my face. therefore dont bother asking what i actually learnt because i dont think i learnt anything...

then i came out of my class...looked at my watch and saw that it was 8.00....i walked like normal. swinging my hands. then i realised something . i looked at my watch again. it pointed at 11.00

rest in peace. watch....

die la

2009-08-25T05:56:00.000-07:00

my results is so shitty that im constipated right now.

good morning revival. OOPS.

2009-08-06T06:35:00.000-07:00

gosh i feel so good charlotty today..hey wait that sounds like hello kitty. OK HECK ABOUT THAT

tomorrow is cheering comp and yes i'm quite prepared to lose enthuness...yeah today no enthuness...when no enthuness also lazy la..super lazy. lack enthuness..

anyway, many things happened, first of all is of course the main course. MY BIRTHDAY

well..i didn't receive much [proving that the receiving 7 TIMES more than what u give wrong]

what i got was a cake from the scholars =) which was really sweet tho its like a tradition.

and also a hell of a fishball noodle from Kelly Ho which i actually asked for help to buy using my own money but got my money back somehow.

well..i guess its not about giving, so i shall give less XD

oh ya not to forget yuan shen's cute tshirt. hahaha!!

anyway im currently writing an essay for the blog

so well...look forward to it =)

... learnt a new language

2009-07-18T08:37:00.000-07:00

today was wonderful..

the day begin IDEALLY

imagine waking up, knowing you have to attend 2 hours of english class today
wonderful isn't it?

well, as usual i just showered and prepared and off we go..had some great conversation in the bus

content is however. private. haha

then there was a great suggestion..

'want to watch harry potter?'

i was like..well..i havent read the books yet..havent watch the movies yet..

so why not give it a try?? well it might be fun eh

yeah so we proceeded to lot one and bought some tickets which was well...used later..after english lessons

so we then had our lunch, it was well...packed...we couldn't sit together-gether

so we suddenly saw this long table..but only two people were sitting there..and of course we did the best thing one can

surround them and eat around them...sit beside them and not bother till they scram

and in no time they went away...smart eh? pure scholars..

we then proceeded for english lessons which was beary dreadful. we received some 'hoe'ing' by madam hoe and it pissed us alot

then we proceeded to watch hp, and it was horrid, i didnt like the movie at all..

and just when you thought life couldn't get suckier.. i when out of the cinema and see X AND Y GRAPH

quote by irwin on twitter and msn 'i hate x and y graph with a passion' literary content alert...try to decipher it haha

and well it sucked and i was well...pissed

it was then someone suddenly called me

and when i picked up this is what she said

'PANG POIGN PING FONG DONG DING BANG NON NI LA BO insert random words of choice'

so thinking of releasing some anger i too followed and said

'pong bing jang biong sha loing dang'

and then there was awkward silence

she asked

'are you from myanmar?'

irwin- 'phang ping mog pong nong...'

'no'

at the end of the day, i....

learnt a new language.

..had cravings for rui feng's butt

2009-07-17T06:21:00.000-07:00

well let me see

nothing much happened. just so you know

CHEERING COMP IS ON MONDAY

yes god knows why it came again.

which results in well...training and it actually began today

it was ...quite okay, considering it is our first time. but well i believe we could have done much better..

either way, im not too N2 about this comp. just want to touch rui feng's butt..you know the feeling it feels so nice im so stimulated. its like...wow...stimulus..the feeling the texture. gawd it kills me

therefore today was indeed a bad day. except for his butt..

why? i had chem test it was horrid

had amath test and only realised there was corrections when there was one minute left..

thereforee again...

at the end of the day, i had cravings for rui feng's butt

thats all dont be jealous

..whole day of wondering why are some people so pathetic

2009-07-16T04:45:00.000-07:00

i realised i was not really happy?

no no this is not another typical fahrenheit scene i mean everything i just said.

I-AM-NOT-HAPPY

yes yes yes. somehow i regretted coming..yeah here.. but thanks to some people i actually enjoyed my stay here.

but well the people who made me regret was also well...from here XD

but well whats done is done, i shall just let bygones be bygones. HECK about being unhappy. i shall slack now and dont give a damn about everything XD

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Ohkay now i shall begin the real post. If you people are lameophobic, thou shall leave as soon as you see this post! yes and i mean it [actually i dont]

lets see..

first of all i begin with one lame shit that i just heard today believe me its true

ok i was walking into school when i saw..well two short girls, and by the colour of their nametags and their height, I infer they are from sec 3

well this was what happen..and i shall just pick out ONE sentence from their conversation

Hopelessgirl- Eh, you know ah, the GENIUS book of world records right..[continue this conversation in chinese]

oh well perhaps you might be scratching your head right now

and some might be googling for this Genius book of world records

yes i wondered too...took me a while to realise they were actually talking about GUINNESS book of world records

ladies and gentlemen, which part of guinness looks like genius. yes, the world is effed up.believe me.

at the end of the day all i had was a whole day of wondering why are some people so pathetic.

yeah i mean it.

suddenly

2009-07-10T02:19:00.000-07:00

suddenly life seems sucky
suddenly teachers get lousier [nie]
suddenly add maths gets boring'er
suddenly i hate my life

but

suddenly life seems abit better
suddenly i enjoy school more
suddenly i realise i have friends

thanks =))

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anyway we just went for marine quiz ..yeah the team..or actually my team consisted of bisma elmo and I

we only studied for like 2 hours [right before the comp]

due to the last minute info and our laziness..haha ..

but anyway...we got third

therefore we brought back 100 dollars each..

irwin's new formula

one hour of hardwork is directly proportionate to 50 dollars

accurate eh?

so unlike the adam khoo camp where i got a frowning face and a dumb bandana

for this comp

i said hi to a trophy, 100 dollars and a smile for all my ..e.r.....'hardwork'

the writer is still alive, i hope

2009-06-24T17:41:00.000-07:00

yeah yeah yeahs im still alive.
currently i am looking at my homework
yes looking. not doing.

ps/ i haven't even start doing my homework...therefore ..yeah...chop chop head ==

anyways. holidays have been real hectic, didn't really had a holiday, unlike greenday's 'holiday' with those great rock tunes that are soft and comprehensible, mine is like extreme hardcore metal- i don't even know what am i doing throughout this holiday..

well i guess i shall start describing the holidays, cuz you guys find it boring, and i enjoy boring u guys.

week 1

well i started my holidays with english bridging course
well if you dont know, it simply means i have to study english for one whole week in school , from morning till afternoon- not building a bridge in england mind you.

everything was like normal, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?? HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN FOR ENGLISH?

due to the 'wonderful' england class.. my england is now very the powderful.
the teacher say my english so powderful that im better off back in china
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but well..everything was quite normal...i was kinda sick also..and supposed to have band practice after my english bridging...so i decided to skip band ya know..

i was going back..walking out of school, then my greatest nightmare, my section member was entering and saw me... 'irwin thinking mode, how to run away from cca'

comrade- Irwin, there is band practice today!

irwin- *winks eyes* yeap, i know *walks out and continues journey back home*

you know the best reason is always to not give the reason. lol

another band blooper by irwin

some short senior- Irwin, you had not been attending band practices for a week. MAY i know the reason?

Irwin- yes you may know the reason *walks off*

hint- the word MAY..so i answered yes, which is actually answering the question. lols

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then it was the medical scrabble, alot of scandals due to ngee ann's last minute changes, but nevermind got second =) happy enough

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week 2

week 2 was welll....all about nanotechnology..

yeah so it was held in singapore polytechnic, whcih looks quite god-forsaken but well..its a great place to study ..

i was insulted throughout the session as the person who MUST go to junior college, you know...scholarships and everything..formalities, gosh how i hate them

but well..the course was enlightening, we had a test which was oh so difficult that i finished it in a record time of ten minutes and 3 seconds..

so now well..waiting for results of the test and i guess i have to thanks leow jit corn, silas, jason koor, joel, and shaklaka for making it a great experience..

wait ..is it shaklaka or saklani? hmm..wonder...ponder...but well..bother..

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week 3

was held in malaysia. after a excruciating time in the bus going to malaysia, experiencing some butt touching moments and stick in my ass moments, i finally reached malaysia safely ...er well..without breaking my vow of staying a virgin till i am married? [wait since when was there such a vow, you IDIOT IRWIN]

i arrived pass the customs, had a bit of a terrorist like moment because my passport couldn't be scanned...but well. i passed...

then i arrived in city square and ended up wandering around there...spending quite a sum of money then went back home, and slept..

next day i woke up , sick, couldn't walk much got tired easily, went to the doctors, was extremely dehydrated

therefore i went back, eat sleep woke up eat sleep

and repeat process for a few more days till sunday where it ends with a get in the car and off i go back to singapore

fourth week which is still going on now is so far horrible..

had no company, no one to chat with and blablabla..therefore i am well bored, of course la if not why am i updating my blog rite

therefore i am now holding my badminton racket and going down to catch koi fish and talk with it, see, i have a koi fish friend, dont be jealous

why?

2009-05-29T20:21:00.000-07:00

am i waiting for the sky to fall? am i waiting for pigs to fly? i dont knows why am i waiting, mabe it is just because im to o arrogatn to give up?

anyway, medical scrabble on tuesday..wish me luck!
[probably my last scrabble tournament if i dont win anything]

with me

2009-05-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

hey long time no blog already. haha well to be honest a lot of things happened i shall talk about them abit =)

1st MYE

yes i know i know mid year is like over and yet im ranting over here. but well lets skip all the way to pre-exam period

ok as you know first i had my english paper i think. it went well, i managed to do things fast and sleep while irritating caishan by looking at her hahas =) all in all the paper was well..ok..except for compre. which i couldnt really comprehend. lols

next was of course the dreaded mother tongue. oh yeah if you don't know i actually take higher malay. it was real crazy because i did things like super fast and well...and yes, i actually 'realised' that i wrote out of topic . i was strong i did not cry [L0L] but well..what was done is like done..hahas

and yes i then had some period to relax. and unfortunately when i was SUPPOSED to be studying i ended filling my free time with sleep and badminton and football and guitar and p**no

hahaa.joking

days zoomed past and guess what mye officially starts

amath and emath- was horrible. i screwed up badly. and yes i mean it

geog- i did not study for geog!!! i concentrated too much for emath and that freakng tom chan had stuffs for me to do. so nope, no last minute absorbing .

chemistry- went moderately. was confident that i will not....fail haha

english lit- killer. what else is there to say?

social studies- i screwed up as i almost had not enough time to do..but well..i said almost.

now the two subjects

physics- historical. i had one page left and i did not bother doing. just went to toilet and tadaah. time finish

bio- studied like mad. and hopefully. hopefully it went well

and yes those are brief descriptions..n-o-w for results

with sweaty palms, shivering legs and blablabla irwin receives his test papers

english- b3 [expected]

higher malay- a1 [WTF??]

emath- a1 [WTF????]

amath- a1 [oh]

chemistry- a2 [fluck]

combined human.- a1 [WTFFFF???]

geog- a2 [fuck]

biology- a1 [yay]

and the almighty physics

physics- d7 [wow! wonderful]

l1r5 [without ca]- 7

highest among all- bio

lowest- hahahaha

and yeap all in all i screwed up quite badly but well..i dont wanna cry over susu yang telah tertumpah

2. level camp

yes i had a great camp. throughout the camp , i got to know no one, i got no knowledge, i had an argument, i wanted to bash people up, i lost my voice while shouting, i got laughed at for going out of tune [though it was on purpose], and...

in the end

i received a bandana, water bottle, sleeping bag and an extremely sexy voice that sounds like donald duck on drug

3. asean comm camp

it was again at the same place. and i was tired of course, expecting another crazy camp that will drain me

but unfortunately, it was the funnest camp i had ever attended and i will talk about this later in a new post when i got the pictures

now next i have to tell this out

NATIONAL SCRABBLE CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

MY TEAM DID NOT PASS!

WE WERE ONE WIN FROM PASSING!

AND THAT ONE WIN WAS FLUNKED BY ME, THE PERSON WHO LOST THE LAST GAME OMG IM GONNA GIVE UP SCRABBLE

but heck ill give it one more chance

2nd of june- medical scrabble championship. wish me luck

im dead

2009-05-08T09:13:00.000-07:00

haha.a....

i just spent alot of money eating..yes eating. wonderful food

attention

2009-05-01T07:48:00.001-07:00

to all . especially my classmates.

stop comparing me to melissa. saying she is more capable and so on

i dont give a fuck get it?

just becareful.

i tried being friendly and this is how you want to play the game eh?

well..allow me to say this

I HAVE MY LIMITS AND I CAN REALLY LOSE MY TEMPER AND ONCE I DO ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF SHE IS MORE CAPABLE THAN ME . SHE IS SHE. I AM IRWIN AND MY NAME IS NOT HER FUCKING NAME SO WHY FUCKING COMPARE?

GET IT?

freakos. [melissa is not involved in this]

A GREAT DAY CALLED LABOUR DAY

2009-05-01T02:12:00.000-07:00

im in labour ahhahhhahhahhhahh

push push push...

and finally a baby comes out..

seriously. i really thought about it today. why make a labour day? for what reason?

to celebrate the making of babies?

a day where everyone strip naked and just eff anyone they see?

think about it. whats the point?

rather than labour day, why not make a tritium day? irwin day? scholars day? stripping day? naturist day??

imagine, wouldn't the date 1st of may be better spent with people walking naked around? its healthy. it is. less weight on your shoulders and everything. you feel lighter and believe me it will make everyone abit happier looking at each other naked ; seriously

why not just sit down and think about it ...yeah..naturist day.
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ok to be honest
on thursday i forgot it was a holiday on friday

THEREFORE i forgot to briong my ss worksheets and THEREFORE i cant study which means THEREFORE im going to fail my ss.

yes , i dont see a point in sutdying ss.. its crap. i dont give a damn about all those things we study. perhaps only biology and chemistry. suzanna is boring, emaths and amaths makes no sense b ecause we have calculators already. and physics just doesnt make sense at all...who gives a damn whether what is scalar or vector quantity? please teachers, at least tell us first what we are learning about. i dont see a point..really..

therefore im going to concentrate on biology and chemistry. thats it .voila

anyway i had this like great conversation with my seniors about studies...they came out with great ideas like

'the moe makes us do spa for like titration ah, cells and all those pendulum . why not make practical assessment for the topic reproduction in human? right?'

yes ladies and gentlemen. sit down and contemplate..

sometimes

2009-04-30T04:28:00.000-07:00

sometimes things just wont turn out right.

its useless to just wait here and do nothing ..im such a sissy haha..

im sorry for mentioning about my speech. im sorry to that person i misunderstood. i sincerely apologize

currently no mood to blog..something hppened...and it really pissed me off..

p/s- i didnt fail my amath paper

p/s- seems like my team got into the finals

p/s- im going on a diet to keep me awake

back by popular demand. lol

2009-04-19T05:06:00.000-07:00

hello peeps.
sorry couldn't update my dead blog ..haha...was quite busy nowadays. therefore this post is going to make up for the missing posts.

therefore we will start with hmm..the first event i guess..chemcomm challenge..

everything went well seriously. i thoughti did my part but i guess it was not enough for us to qualify..therefore

my deepest apology to jiaying, hui min, and melissa.. i tried..i guess it was not hard enough..

next was perhaps all the class tests which went quite badly as i did not bother studying.. it was crappish..i think im so screwed you know...

then next was of course..national scrabble challenge preliminaries..

i was in the main team kinda. and the competition sucked.

first of all there were only three rounds. and the draws were very random, therefore if we were lucky we will meet the lousy team [r.i, nus high, hwa chong] and if we are unlucky we will meet the powderful teams with super powderful england [ all the other random schools besides r.i and corp]

we were unlucky enough to face northbrooke secondary, one of the toughest opponents..the first time they met us is like 'whoah shyt secondary three student and sec 4s' ...but when they actually saw the idiot in the middle [me] everyone laughed.not only them..as in many peoplelaughed at me..

why?

oh that idiot was carrying cookie monster and was shouting like mad because he wants more chocolate milk..[everyone was thinking i think 'oh shit i want to play with that idiot, sure win wan']
while my team mate just kept quite. lol..they kinda play along

the game started with a simple 'you may know shake your opponents hand and let the match begin'

irwin stood up and said

'hello i am irwin i am from bukit panjang sec 3 and nice to meet you'

and yes..the end of the game, score was....

743-79

it was a sad thing...everyone gaped in shock ...gosh what the hell was the cookie monster guy doing...

and oh yeah..i had 743 points.and i won..

it was really a great moment.. everyone was saying..'oh that idiot got lucky'

I got kinda pissed really..so we went and look for the second round draws

bukit panjang vs.....

raffles institution

gosh with great determination..

we continued.. end score..

538-147

and i won.

that was when everything changed

this gay idiot of r.i went and tell everyone

THE GREEN SHIRT GUY IS GOOD. HE IS NOT AN IDIOT..

it was real sickening

guess what i did..?

i went to him and say 'yo, shut your mouth before i start bashing you up'

and yes..that kinda shut him up..

for the last game i lost quite badly. he was good. i could have won but he had the luck. he had 4 bingoes like entasia,tagline, negative and moreover.

but well i had none.. and i was not supposed to play with him , but i did because my teammates had no guts to play with him..

therefore in the end..bukit panjang main team's score

12 wins 3 loss and points difference with all opponents was +4000 plus..

and we did quite welll i supposed..

from now on i hate r.i. i realy hate them..they are irritating. they talk alot yet they are useless really..

but seriously.. if we had 13 wins we had a 100% chance to get into finals..now we have 12 wins we have a high chance to get into finals..yet we might not..

i feel so bad seriously... it was my fault..i did not do well...

we could have had passed immediately...but i lost my last match...

we could have did it..it was myfault...

sorry..

anyways before i end, congrats to choir fellas..tho it was silver..but you tried your best and believe me you all did well..

all the best to c.o members...monday is your turn..

take care everyone

'gosh im so useless'

define depression

2009-04-08T08:26:00.000-07:00

define depression ladies and gentlemen.

depression , if u use partion fraction theory.

no matter how you count u will realised that it is an improper fraction. therefore u will always have remainder and the remainder is known as the constant called irwin

yes irwin is currently depressed. again it is the same old reason. loads and loads of work piling up. yet everyday is still the same old 24 hours. therefore peeps. if i ask you, you were given an extra hour. what would you do with it?

in my opinion , what i need now is sleep.

yes proper sleep

the sleep where you get to lie down on your comfy bed [define comfy] and hug teddy bears while sleeping. dreaming. drooling. yes.dreams. it will never happen. irwin's life is always about work work and work

today we had social studies timed prac..i left my worksheets and textbook in school [kinda on purpose] end up studying for like less than 10 minutes because that particular day was like fully packed with stuff..

the time came. i took the paper. looked at it. scribbled. 10 minutes later. looks at the two people beside me. oh still on second page. then looked at mine. wow. i finished. then irwin clicks his pen inserts it into his pencil box and poof. off to wonderland. finally some sleep.

i wonder. i sometimes do actually have time. but i tend to sleep at the wrong time. hmm.. i guess im sleeping from a new type of sleeping disorder..yes. its kinda cool but believe me. sleep is necessary. u cant live without sleep. as in proper sleep. the bed type of sleep. not the table chair or toilet type of sleep. get it?

im quite pissed right nowreally.. some fellas are like really getting into my nerves [therefore im trying to get into their nerves too...get it? revenge revenge revenge] ...and my mood aint getting better. im getting moodier and moodier.. therefore i have a new company called cookie monster

cookie monster is my best friend now. because of him i am now one of the most weird fellas in hostel as i am the weirdo carrying this doll around the hostel like nobody's business...

and oh if you dont know. i am a guy . yes i am .

i realised this week is chem comm and i completed the ppt yesterday only [i started yesterday too]
i realised next week is my national scrabble comp. i havent memorised the 3000 word list.

i realised that CHAOS proposal is going to be due on the 15th. nope im nowhere near the beginning

i realised that i have to prepare for a booth during international friendship day.. and no i havent prepared anything.

therefore. i know. i love time. time is precious.

but so is sleep. threfore hello bed and bye bye to the ever moving clock

[scientists are dumb enough to look for perpetual motion when there is already the time that keeps on ticking. our time is running out. running out]

countdown for irwin
44 more months in singapore. my time is running out

hello bed bye bye reality

finally

2009-03-30T01:47:00.000-07:00

yes finally the wireless is working mwahaha..
[grr finally the F***ing useless hostel management is doing something]

i was patient and waited and waited and waited /but well.. it was worth the wait.
[i felt like killing the arseholes in the office who are sleeping and eating french fries while getting the security guards to wipe their buttocks]

well life's quite ok right now. everything is going..hmm quite fine =)
i just realised today is the 30th ..lol good luck to jiayan and jiaying ..lol...give up la.. you won't guess what it means. ==

went to school today feeling weird. had adrenaline rushing through my veins [god knows why] and started getting high for god knows what reasons. and believe me..this adrenaline is even more powDerful that panadol. conclusion. i drank coffee in the morning. therefore coffee makes me high

i have a feeling i am living here in this world just to drink coffee..im born to drink coffee..coffee provides me with energy. when i drank six packets of coffee before the bio and geog test, coincidentally both of those paper were the paper i did best in [compared to my other subjects]

believe me. there if something our blood needs. that particular catalyst to highness. it will drive you nuts believe me. and it is just what you need to get on with life with dynamism.

anyway im currently in love with this song called imagine by john lennon ..its a nice song with b-e-a-utiful lyrics. seriously my bridging course teacher made me wonder. how the hell did he manage to write about this shit? isn't it obvious what he is asking us to do is EXACTLY what we need now? yes. listen to the song. hear the words. contemplate-reflect or whateveryoucallit. just sit down and listen to it. it will pierce right through your very heart and soul .

anyway as you all now i currently am sitting at a different place. plaudits to jiayan and jiaying for keeping me entertained. and also saboing me today [i didn't get to taste my own chocolate T.T]
but it was nice knowing all of you. adapting kinda well now ..so , i hope i can do better for the next test.

'Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one'

just when you thought irwin is dead

2009-03-27T04:08:00.000-07:00

yes back after a nong nong time. and yes im not dead yet, not too soon and no i still havent got over that particular person [not intending to]
lets see.. alot of stuffs happened ..one thing is well..teacher changed our seatings. lol.. not im beside wee kiat. and believe me. its really quiet behind [and it pisses me off]

i wish to paint their world with colours, but unfortunately there is nothing fr me to paint on ==

ok let me see again.. oh yeah jia yan's bdae just passed a few days ago . this is for her

HAPPY BELATED BDAE BOO JIA YAN.

may you lead a happy life
and may u have more lambs == XD

haha...ok back to the post.

well i am currently wondering what should i do on saturdays?

u see saturdays are like the only day that i can actually relax as i have nothing on!!!! its really a great time to relax and unwind

but , since i have some time to myself , why don't i just spend it by doing stuffs that are worth my time

shopping? nope im broke

onlining? hey, i do that everyday

eating? gosh i need to go on a diet.

therefore conclusion? i really need to sit down and think hard. i ain't gonna waste my holiday like that

i go to school , with this question still bugging me. u know how irritating it is? im so pissed. i was always so busy. why cant i even find something to do now?

just when i got an idea. 'ah ha! sleep more'

a teacher came and say 'ok scholars ur english tuition will be on every saturdays'

f*** ...great...

ARGH HOLIDAYS.

2009-03-20T17:30:00.001-07:00

apology

2009-03-17T05:27:00.000-07:00

even if you dont care you dont have to tell me. just play along. it makes me happier. perhaps its good to be honest. but sometimes its just not the best policy. sorry for offending you and spreading the virus to you. sorry very sorry

[i am a loser]

suicidal freak.

2009-03-15T04:34:00.000-07:00

why must my life suck so much?
why do i actually have to BEG to get friends?
why am i always ignored?

think about it. im not a doll, puppet or a dog. i dont want to be just an extra. i want to be treated as an EQUAL. i want to b e treated as well as the others. not to be given some shit or be treated like an alien or something.
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im serious when i have to be . when i say i am serious, i AM serious. dont treat everything i say like a joke. and dont try making it worse by ignoring it also.
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i am a lonely person . you dont know to what extent my loneliness can take me. i am willing to take panadols for the sake of sleeping. im willing to just sleep not to think about stuffs that i dont want to think about. why? cuz i pisses me off..really.

life sucks. everyone treats me like shit no matter how hard i try to be nice to them. i hate all of you. really. all of you.

post request topic [ptt] - 3t1

2009-03-14T06:18:00.000-07:00

ok this is about 3t1 . yes yes ..my brilliant class that is oh so dull [sometimes]

haha ..anyway in this class..there are like..hmm 45 fellas..and yes i am the man who sits on the chair..

so now i shall describe everyone one by one... hahahahaha

ang man ling- nothing much to say about her. she is hyper that i know. super enthu about councillors tho i dont give a damn abt them. all in all i have no grudge against her..but all is ..well...alright with her. hahaha

boo jia yan- ahhh...this fella ...what to say about her ah? she can be extremely lame at times. [for example when i said 'boo' as in scaring people she will answer'. well..besides that ...she is more helpful that you think she is XD ..thanks for the panadol. and she is smart =) she is also one of the 'tall' girls in the class. yes and she claims she is extremely ugly tho people call her 'chio boo' ..well..all in all a nice person ..one of the few good friends i have in class.

chan kheng yi- well..almost never talk to her...guess i got alot of catching up to do. XD

chay pui shan- ah..a band fella...and yes i know almost nth abt her..she too quiet laaa...

clara miraldi- the scholar who has an extreme laugh that can melt people XD according to some reliable sources, she looks cute when she laughs. tho i notice nothing but she looks like she is coughing when she laughs. she is a nice person all in all..extremely smart too.one of the few good friends in class

ingewati sastrawidjaja- the ever cute person who is known for random thoughts among the scholars. is extremely helpful and friendly. cares about friends alot and is also sporting. one of the only one who volunteered for a post in class [bio rep] and since then the word 'bio' never seem to stop coming out from her mouth.one of the few good friends in class

khoo ee- the dancer of the class...greets people with a wide grin and is also one of my fellow johoreans. extremely close with saphira that they almost seem to eat the same thing everyday..and that is disturbing.

lee jia ying- the ever notorious girl behind who has the lamest and most sarcastic remarks in class.. claims to have sophisticated and uncomprehensible english. tho i only agree with the uncomprehensible part. friendly and nice =) one of the few good friends i have in class

leow su li- the respected netball player who runs like a wind during napha. quite quiet but what do you expect. she is sitting beside shi qiu.the smart ass XD

li bijun- so called the rose among the many thorns among the scholars [prcs] . does weird stuffs like writing on her thighs and everything. seems extremely close to bobing tho i can assure nth is going on betwin them .

li jiayu- one of the few prcs i will almost never talk to because i hate her facial expressions that disgusts me extremely. cant deny she is smart

liang bing- an extremely cute girl [according to the girls] ..extremely friendly and amiable.

lim hui min- another miss smarty pants who is always on her way to ultimate knowledge. extremely clever and get bothered with extremely minor stuff..for example..well..photographic memory ??.one of the few good friends in class

liu qinyu- miss councillor in hostel who well..is quite unknown to me. has a quite whiny voice that gets into my nerves at times..but she is friendly tho.

low yuan shen- hyper. fullstop.

melissa choy- miss vice chairman. the one who is well..short. can say she is the class mascot. respectable leadership and i always get shooted by some people saying she is so much more responsible that me [tho i cant deny it.] ...they just dont realise i can here them. one of the few good friends in class.

nabilah - miss npcc and can she is one of the hml gods...gets highest for malay everytime and it pisses me off ..lol

nathania christy- an extremely nice person. one of the eldest in class.. extremely responsible and creative. clever too...cares for her friends alot..one of the few good friends in class

pang wai teng- miss stjohn. tall and tall and tall...quite quiet and is ...well..tall..

quek cai shan- one of the three girls who always make me get scolding for making a row of four during assembly . quite nice and quite quiet. and abit lame at times...well..not really a bit.

saphira amir soh- she is well quite quiet. suspect she is lesbian [joking] cuz it bothers me when both she and khoo ee seem so ...yuck ..haha joking.

sherlyn goh- dont really talk much to her.. but can say she is a nice person. hahaa

tan le en- the one some people call the rich fella who comes to school by bmw. the one who english bloody pro [based on the test result la]

teo wen ya- miss band who is extremely tanned because of band. a nice person in my opinion.

toh shi qiu- miss smart ass who is well smart...enjoys bullying people with her extremely lsame random stuff..haha

wang xianshu- another fella i wont talk to much due to her extremely inquisitive attitude.

yu shijia- BRUCE

yuan meng- a nice person. quiet and is clever..nothing much to say..cuz well..she is quiet...

zhong xixi- extremely weird but nice. never fails to say hi and put a smile on her face ..

choong ming zhe- no comment. but extremely cute...those in rhythm and beats should get what i mean

gideon chen- another smart ass..quite quiet..nice fella hahahaaa

hu maoping- smart fella who has a cute voice that i enjoy imitating.

irwin- idiot.

leow jit corn- anice fella...very random. created alot of new words like cornfused and blablabla.proud of his name and i almost got into trouble because of it. lol. one of the few good friends in class

li haoyi- mr basketball..who well ..plays basketball..can say he is smart too..nice person.

liao dianze- the one who grabbed my balls and inflicted extreme pain to me. extremely smart and is a nice person in my opinion. except for the balls part.

shui tian- my sitting partner. alot of people pity him cuz he is the victim of irwin's ultimate gayness..tho many people dont realise shui tian is straight and irwin is also extremely straight. therefore we are not gay. really..

steven salomo- very good in chemistry..as in the subject...a joker among the scholars.. a nice person in whole. one of the few good friends in class

tan qing xi- very enthu councillor and co fella....very suitable nitrogen then.\

tan rui feng- cute and extremely friendly. smart too...willing to help when he needs to ...one of the few good friends in class

tan wee kiat- a smart fella..doesnt talk much..

wang bobing- the cool guy that every girl likes i think. tho im immune to his charms cuz i am straight. i only like girls ==

yeem kai ean- mr know it all who irritates me with knowledge that seem irrelevant to what we need to know [no offence]

yohanes paulus bisma- wha...this fella i will need one whole post to describe him man. one of my best friend here...extremely random and gay. is in love with a teddy bear. lol..

zhang wei- german wanna-be...

gosh my fingers are aching...and i reiterate. i am not gay.

holidays are here. for you la.

2009-03-13T03:43:00.000-07:00

great everyone holidays are here.

here are a few facts to share =)
-today is friday the 13th. and yes. i super suey today.
-today got sports carnival. my team lost due to an extremely blur referee with some weird misinformation. another super suey thing.
-the team we lost to received fair play award. irwin said WTF but no,results didn't change.
-Irwin is sick again. why? because he is hungry. another suey thing because irwin forget today hostel no lunch.
-Irwin wanted to cook instant noodles. forget to put water waited for two minutes and the same thing came out from the microwave. only hotter.
-first sms irwin received today was 'pass it t mrs poh now' which is just another order for me to do something. and thats only the beginning.
-second sms irwin received is 'later got hall committee meeting at 9pm' which is another thing for me to do and another thing for me to mourn about.
-first person to talk to me in hostel was mr.teo and he said 'irwin i want to see you later at 9.30pm. another reason to commit suicide'
-first email received today 'all boarders councillor got general meeting at 10pm. irwin says wtf 10times and then heck. dont care dy .go and sleep.

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part 2 [positive part]

great holidays are here.

it is a great time to spend quality time with ur family friend's and dog. becareful tho, play safe. altho holidays are only for like one week, appreciate it .cherish every single moment while you still can. wait , correct statement is 'cherish every single moment IF you can.'

yes i know you fellas can enjoy all you want. im jealous. but well im telling you i have a lot of quality things to do. yes.quality and quantity.

for example, staring at the rubik's cube, gazing at stars that doesn't seem to appear on my ceiling, saying hi to bisma altho he is in indonesia for a week, polishing the noose im holding right now in case i need it, COMPLETING my COMPLETED homework. and of course, stock up on my panadols.

ladies and gentlemen. holidays are just great eh??
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part 3 [negative]

great, holidays are here.

AND NO I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE I HAVE NO FREE DAY DAMMIT.

gosh this is so fun.

thank you for your cooperation and goodbye =)

[add me in msn everyone, gohirwin@hotmail.com and ofcourse, link me]

thinking too much. eh?

2009-03-11T03:40:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to bisma and hestia ! tho its only less that half a year that we met =)

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tdy was 'great'. bisma and i were thinking ' eh should we skip environment today ah?'

irwin says 'haiya ...we go canteen eat eat first..let fate decide'

so we eat eat...alot..after feeling our tummies with not-so-edible-food , we then proceed to look at each other's good looking faces and just think.

'ok la..sit here lidat oso no use. we scissors paper stone. i win we stay. you win we go back' irwin says

'ok deal'

so armed with our ever so nasty fingers of fate, we start shouting like maniacs swear words like scissors paper and stone.

conclusion

irwin -3
bisma-2

irwin wins ..we stay...

both the guys look at each other and then automatically says

'to hell with destiny'

packs bag and go back hostel.
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bisma's birthday was fun ...wait.it is still fun [still his bdae]
the action started with a simple button where irwin goes to the second floor where bisma is happily playing p.e.s. with the other scholars.

irwin goes down and tells wei liang [senior] 'the egg is in the toilet dy, standby mode'

'ok, u start covering his mouth when i miss call you'

it all went well..and army of more than 10 guys i think pulling a miserable idiot into the bath room.cracking egg on his hair [free conditioner] and the make him cold with the coldest water a shower can give you.

bisma ended up shivering like mad. [not to mention someone pulled his pants off and left him in the toilet *no prize for guessing who]

then , bisma had his revenge, with a newfound spirit , wet body and wet underwear, he chases everyone to spread the birthday cheer [or just to absorb heat.gosh physics]

and yes..irwin got special treatment. he got the humping.

conclusion. it was a great birthday.
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25 people had been elected to join the hwa chong boarders council. irwin just so happens to be the 25th mentioned. bless him.

yours truly. the irwin.

random thought

2009-03-10T08:06:00.000-07:00

bio fellas, please please..search for the cure for emo disease. it kills. really.

rantings.

2009-03-10T02:05:00.000-07:00

gosh finally had the time to actually make a new blog.haha..

though i guess i wouldnt have enough time to update..but well ..its worth taking a chance..
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anyway here's a brief intro. im irwin goh.studying in singapore under a scholarship [god knows how come]
specifically..i am in bukit panjang.great school, and in 3t1. great class..for now i guess..

everyone is quite nice..quite..

anyway life here is great. though it is kinda stressful..

but heck who cares lets get to the point and start blogging
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now lets begin.

sciences..

biology and physics which one to take?

ladies and gentlemen . allow me to enlighten you

physics is synonymous to bullshit

i dont really care about energy..so what is you know how much energy u use, heat u produce?

if tired , go and sleep la! why bother count here count there. by the time u finish counting you also die dy la.

generally physics is really bull crap. if you dont know you are only studying stuffs that actually are useless..you dont really need them...

wait, it is YOU DON'T NEED THEM AT ALL.

yes physics is useless. and its difficult too..so why even bother.

biology however is a whole different thing

we study about cells, tissues and organs and blablabla

my dear friends ,these are all ESSENTIAL for us to live..you know??

imagine. if you dont know how to actually eat..you thought ur ass is made to well.eat, are you gonna eat with your ass?

lets just say you dont know how to think. you start thinking with ur ass??

worst still what if you dont even know how to ...well..reproduce?

thinking ur head is ur sexual organ since all you look in the opposite sex is the face face face?

and thinking the other sexual organ is the hand since it touches ur face ever so often?

so you put ur head in one's hands?

and yeah.you read a book that the feeling is supposed to be GOOD. so you start making noises you shouldnt.

gosh. biology IS important my dear friends. drop physics and bio all the way.

thank you =)