for jiaying's reference lol

teehee

I do not know

Ladies and gentlemen presenting the long-awaited post with the topic

'I do not know'

well basically this topic is suggested by the ever famous joey BIEBER.

This topic is indeed very difficult. What IF one day you look at your 'o'lvls english paper [essay]

and one of the topic is 'i don't know'

what are you going to write about?

and exposition?

narrative essay?

descriptive?

i don't know =( [if you don't know you can't use don't or can't in essays] [oops i just used it again]

So basically ladies and gentlemen, when do you feel like 'you don't know' a shit?

Let me give you and example.

Additional Maths.

One brilliant subject to show that you actually know no shit.

you look into your brilliant paper. loads of questions. loads of numbers

the funny thing is , they always look familiar. but you cant fcuking get the answer..

why?

because Add Math sucks.

any questions? [fcuk you i have enough]

an example of question

LOOKS FRIGGIN FAMILIAR RIGHT

U THINK U THINK

U WRITE U WRITE

sMACK SMACK SMACK THE CALCULATOR AND THEN...

END OF THE WORLD. diE DIE DIE

add maths shud stick to its literal meaning. as in ADDITIONAL MATH.

LIKE

1+1+1+1= x

what is x?

damn tht looks bloody familiar..

but how to do?

Hols Hols Hols

Holidays are here~

sorry couldn't update cuz I had Intensive Study [Sleeping] Programme

Practically a mugging period because the teachers like,er...Spam us with tests?

In conclusion, ISP was bullshit.

Bio was tough, Chem was atrocious, Physics , I finished the paper at 2.99792458 x 10^8m/s [cuz I didn't know how to do]

Pics during ISP

all these pics were taken DURING recess o.O

The last day however was different, we had the whole cinema for the sec4s in Bpghs so that we can watch PRINCE OF PERSIA.

[and wow the babe has a hawt bod]

The movie was AWE-some. Sat beside the T1 people and we had fun drooling and tht princess. The hot one

[so called a holy princess.. ]

after that we went and have our dinner at er...

Billy Bombers?

they have a pretty cute menu, with stuff like Obama Burger? er okk~ [no I didn't eat that.]

We took alot of pics, talk alot of crap. Then in the end it was time to go back.

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Ok so enough of all these daily bullshit. Lets see what should we talk about today.

Oreo.

You like oreo?

you know the sandwich cookies

If you are still not clear, presenting their so called motto

'twist'

'lick'

'dunk'

what can you infer from that?

What I can see is that the people from kraft [the one that produces oreo]

are a bunch of sickos.

WHO THE HELL LICKS A COOKIE???

well me.

I'd like a cherry with that =D

When physics drive you crazy, eat oreo.

bieberbieberbieber noooo

irwinirwinirwin yesssss

OMGWTFBBQ

Tomorrow is D DAY.

D DAY is tomorrow

D DAY is ISP

ISP is...... zzzzz *snores*

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Ok people, this is terribly random. But if you don't know , the writer [which is me if you don't know dumbass] hates physics - terribly.

I know i said this alot of times but i DON'T see a freaking point in learning physics.

lemme give u and example - stickman!!

Mr physics and the boomz man

see so what if you learnt physics.

in the end u still freaking die la

let me teach u people something more helpful

Irwin's law

Gun= Run away la. =.=

First GUITAR cover. lol

its horrible I know. Leave comments if you want on the tagboard. anyway, was just fooling around.

The man Is BACK

Hello babehs.

Ok I am finally back in the blogging world. You may ask 'why?' well the answer is

'i don't know'

Yeah i just realized that i have a great sense of humour [that no one really understands] therefore i should share it so that the whole world will be much much happier. Like I already am.

Anyway- School Holidays are here. No, unlike most people I am not going to whine about it. This is because I have great company. Unlike you. \

For example...

BOOKS...

BOOKS

BOOKS

aww DAMN IT

...

Interesting life I have eh? Well this is basically supposed to be normal for olevel students. Especially during the June Hols, where we are supposed to get 12 hours of study everyday!!

So basically? my Timetable will be....

Yeah thats the way.

So where is the holidays? What are we students gonna do? go around shouting like a motherF*er around the streets and ask

and then... the MOE answers...

How I wish the world is abit more funny. like me.


Anyway, happy ISPing for my fellow sec4's

i mean Intensive SLEEPING Programme.

countdown to singapore. hahahaa.

hello everybody.

I am back after a long long time. lets see.. holidays were extremely productive.

throughout the hols i manage to do few stuffs that i rarely get to do.

-spend the whole day in front of the comp till i sleep ==

and its a achievement eh? don't ask what i do online. all i did was well...complain to people that i am bored--

anyway its quite fascinating to...i've had people who told me that i look like elmo == [which i said perhaps its true only i lack hair]

and

someone. namely felicia lim. asked me to go to her site. when she said 'site' i thought it was the blog.

TOOK ME LIKE MILLIONS OF SECONDS TO FIND IT YOU KNOW.

first i went google. [nothing]

second i went to google'blogs [nothing]

then i realized i typed the wrong stuff..i typed felicia lim

when i type furli lim [which somehow is the correct one]

BOOMZ out comes the answer. then i told her. 'haha i found it finally'

and guess what....

the site she meant was her facebook profile...FML

conclusion- do not assume that all sites are blogs.

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anyway. these twilight thing is getting into my nerves

what is SO fascinating abt vampires ?

what actually are vampires?

according to oxford dictionary [no bull]

it is actually

a corpse supposed to leave its grave at night to drink the blood of the living

yeah thats the bloody meaning [literally]

well.. so what is SO bloody fascinating abt a corpse who drinks blood of the living?

ok so now we are going to do a research on CHARACTERs IN TWILIGHT.

first edward cullen

edward cullen [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/ or specifically a vampire - whose ability is not to drink blood but to make girls drool and demand that their blood be sucked by him.

this idiot over here is played by robert pattinson [is that how u spell it]

the only reason why girls are going bonkers over him, is complex. and yes thts the only reason.

perhaps-

his eyes are able to send electrical impulses tht goes into their eyes, into the optic nerve and to the brain thus electrifying the whole brain, causing neurones to die/ thus, mental disorder.

tip no 1- your mama said it was bad to stare. knock your head. according to the edward cullen law of electrocution- always stare.

his muscles [they claim i think that he can stop a car using his bare hands] scares the hell out of the girls therefore they are forced to say they are crazy over him. After all, remember, he hunts for people at night. and a guy vampire desires women like hell.

tip no 2/ to get a girl go bonkers over you, stop a car with your bare hands.

his teeth looks so much like a dogs', and as u know most girls find dogs cute,and according to transitive equality :

X=Y ; Y=Z

therefore X=Z

BY SUBSTITUTING X=[EDWARD'S TEETH] Y=[DOG] Z=[CUTE]

Edward's teeth= dog; dog=cute

therefore Edward's teeth=cute

this is a proof that most people are going crazy over his teeth. demanding that he bites them hard.

which somehow further implies that edward is cute. and cute is one thing girls go bonkers over

however the further statements are difficult to prove through mathematics. ask your maths teacher. dun ask me.

all these qualities however, does not appeal to men unless you are well.. a gay or a transvestite

transvestite [guys] [oxford dictionary]- one who is in love with edward cullen and is willing to be a woman in hope that he will be with him forever and ever.

gay [according to oxford dictionary]- a guy who is in love with edward cullen but has no balls to be a transvestite.

yes.fortunately i dont fall into any of those categories.and im not cullenified.

if the above STATEMENTS ARE NOT TRUE

you are not in love with edward cullen, only robert pattinson. therefore there is no use going bonkers over dear edward cullen. just get a porno vid of robert pattinson [if you desire it so much email iwantrobertpatporn@hotmail.com believe me this email exists!!! try it!]

second.

jacob hitam/black

jacob black [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/namely a werewolf with a body that has the capability to attract all the women who were drooling to get their blood sucked by edward cullen . and later make them despise full moons due to the fact that he would suddenly turn fugly [however maintaining his killer body, only with a bit more hair]

this man here is special.

believe me. he has the ability to use his body to make all the women come to/cum to him

he is known to be extremely hairy at a full moon night . so beware to those who hate hairyness, but for those who think it feels good / you should hate edward cullen. he no hair one..

which is sexier? [note that the werewolf form has the cute teeth]

third.

adwoort kolon

this is a very nice character

he is the only one that does not have the capability to impress girls however, let me tell you he is a relative of the cullens. and he is from india..

cullen in india is kolon somehow

and believe me he is good looking.

presenting

adwoort kolon

you want me to bite you?

p/s- no offence to indians or twilight fans. just wasting my time blogging.