... learnt a new language

today was wonderful..

the day begin IDEALLY

imagine waking up, knowing you have to attend 2 hours of english class today
wonderful isn't it?

well, as usual i just showered and prepared and off we go..had some great conversation in the bus

content is however. private. haha

then there was a great suggestion..

'want to watch harry potter?'

i was like..well..i havent read the books yet..havent watch the movies yet..

so why not give it a try?? well it might be fun eh

yeah so we proceeded to lot one and bought some tickets which was well...used later..after english lessons

so we then had our lunch, it was well...packed...we couldn't sit together-gether

so we suddenly saw this long table..but only two people were sitting there..and of course we did the best thing one can

surround them and eat around them...sit beside them and not bother till they scram

and in no time they went away...smart eh? pure scholars..

we then proceeded for english lessons which was beary dreadful. we received some 'hoe'ing' by madam hoe and it pissed us alot


then we proceeded to watch hp, and it was horrid, i didnt like the movie at all..

and just when you thought life couldn't get suckier.. i when out of the cinema and see X AND Y GRAPH

quote by irwin on twitter and msn 'i hate x and y graph with a passion' literary content alert...try to decipher it haha

and well it sucked and i was well...pissed

it was then someone suddenly called me

and when i picked up this is what she said

'PANG POIGN PING FONG DONG DING BANG NON NI LA BO insert random words of choice'

so thinking of releasing some anger i too followed and said

'pong bing jang biong sha loing dang'

and then there was awkward silence








she asked

'are you from myanmar?'


irwin- 'phang ping mog pong nong...'






'no'



at the end of the day, i....


learnt a new language.

..had cravings for rui feng's butt

well let me see

nothing much happened. just so you know

CHEERING COMP IS ON MONDAY

yes god knows why it came again.

which results in well...training and it actually began today

it was ...quite okay, considering it is our first time. but well i believe we could have done much better..

either way, im not too N2 about this comp. just want to touch rui feng's butt..you know the feeling it feels so nice im so stimulated. its like...wow...stimulus..the feeling the texture. gawd it kills me

therefore today was indeed a bad day. except for his butt..

why? i had chem test it was horrid

had amath test and only realised there was corrections when there was one minute left..

thereforee again...

at the end of the day, i had cravings for rui feng's butt

thats all dont be jealous

..whole day of wondering why are some people so pathetic

i realised i was not really happy?

no no this is not another typical fahrenheit scene i mean everything i just said.

I-AM-NOT-HAPPY

yes yes yes. somehow i regretted coming..yeah here.. but thanks to some people i actually enjoyed my stay here.

but well the people who made me regret was also well...from here XD

but well whats done is done, i shall just let bygones be bygones. HECK about being unhappy. i shall slack now and dont give a damn about everything XD

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Ohkay now i shall begin the real post. If you people are lameophobic, thou shall leave as soon as you see this post! yes and i mean it [actually i dont]

lets see..

first of all i begin with one lame shit that i just heard today believe me its true

ok i was walking into school when i saw..well two short girls, and by the colour of their nametags and their height, I infer they are from sec 3

well this was what happen..and i shall just pick out ONE sentence from their conversation

Hopelessgirl- Eh, you know ah, the GENIUS book of world records right..[continue this conversation in chinese]

oh well perhaps you might be scratching your head right now

and some might be googling for this Genius book of world records

yes i wondered too...took me a while to realise they were actually talking about GUINNESS book of world records

ladies and gentlemen, which part of guinness looks like genius. yes, the world is effed up.believe me.

at the end of the day all i had was a whole day of wondering why are some people so pathetic.

yeah i mean it.

suddenly

suddenly life seems sucky
suddenly teachers get lousier [nie]
suddenly add maths gets boring'er
suddenly i hate my life

but

suddenly life seems abit better
suddenly i enjoy school more
suddenly i realise i have friends

thanks =))

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anyway we just went for marine quiz ..yeah the team..or actually my team consisted of bisma elmo and I

we only studied for like 2 hours [right before the comp]

due to the last minute info and our laziness..haha ..

but anyway...we got third

therefore we brought back 100 dollars each..

irwin's new formula

one hour of hardwork is directly proportionate to 50 dollars

accurate eh?

so unlike the adam khoo camp where i got a frowning face and a dumb bandana


for this comp

i said hi to a trophy, 100 dollars and a smile for all my ..e.r.....'hardwork'

the writer is still alive, i hope

yeah yeah yeahs im still alive.
currently i am looking at my homework
yes looking. not doing.

ps/ i haven't even start doing my homework...therefore ..yeah...chop chop head ==

anyways. holidays have been real hectic, didn't really had a holiday, unlike greenday's 'holiday' with those great rock tunes that are soft and comprehensible, mine is like extreme hardcore metal- i don't even know what am i doing throughout this holiday..

well i guess i shall start describing the holidays, cuz you guys find it boring, and i enjoy boring u guys.


week 1

well i started my holidays with english bridging course
well if you dont know, it simply means i have to study english for one whole week in school , from morning till afternoon- not building a bridge in england mind you.

everything was like normal, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?? HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN FOR ENGLISH?

due to the 'wonderful' england class.. my england is now very the powderful.
the teacher say my english so powderful that im better off back in china
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but well..everything was quite normal...i was kinda sick also..and supposed to have band practice after my english bridging...so i decided to skip band ya know..

i was going back..walking out of school, then my greatest nightmare, my section member was entering and saw me... 'irwin thinking mode, how to run away from cca'

comrade- Irwin, there is band practice today!

irwin- *winks eyes* yeap, i know *walks out and continues journey back home*

you know the best reason is always to not give the reason. lol

another band blooper by irwin

some short senior- Irwin, you had not been attending band practices for a week. MAY i know the reason?

Irwin- yes you may know the reason *walks off*

hint- the word MAY..so i answered yes, which is actually answering the question. lols

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then it was the medical scrabble, alot of scandals due to ngee ann's last minute changes, but nevermind got second =) happy enough

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week 2

week 2 was welll....all about nanotechnology..

yeah so it was held in singapore polytechnic, whcih looks quite god-forsaken but well..its a great place to study ..

i was insulted throughout the session as the person who MUST go to junior college, you know...scholarships and everything..formalities, gosh how i hate them

but well..the course was enlightening, we had a test which was oh so difficult that i finished it in a record time of ten minutes and 3 seconds..

so now well..waiting for results of the test and i guess i have to thanks leow jit corn, silas, jason koor, joel, and shaklaka for making it a great experience..

wait ..is it shaklaka or saklani? hmm..wonder...ponder...but well..bother..

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week 3

was held in malaysia. after a excruciating time in the bus going to malaysia, experiencing some butt touching moments and stick in my ass moments, i finally reached malaysia safely ...er well..without breaking my vow of staying a virgin till i am married? [wait since when was there such a vow, you IDIOT IRWIN]

i arrived pass the customs, had a bit of a terrorist like moment because my passport couldn't be scanned...but well. i passed...

then i arrived in city square and ended up wandering around there...spending quite a sum of money then went back home, and slept..

next day i woke up , sick, couldn't walk much got tired easily, went to the doctors, was extremely dehydrated

therefore i went back, eat sleep woke up eat sleep

and repeat process for a few more days till sunday where it ends with a get in the car and off i go back to singapore

fourth week which is still going on now is so far horrible..

had no company, no one to chat with and blablabla..therefore i am well bored, of course la if not why am i updating my blog rite


therefore i am now holding my badminton racket and going down to catch koi fish and talk with it, see, i have a koi fish friend, dont be jealous

why?

am i waiting for the sky to fall? am i waiting for pigs to fly? i dont knows why am i waiting, mabe it is just because im to o arrogatn to give up?

anyway, medical scrabble on tuesday..wish me luck!
[probably my last scrabble tournament if i dont win anything]

with me

hey long time no blog already. haha well to be honest a lot of things happened i shall talk about them abit =)

1st MYE

yes i know i know mid year is like over and yet im ranting over here. but well lets skip all the way to pre-exam period

ok as you know first i had my english paper i think. it went well, i managed to do things fast and sleep while irritating caishan by looking at her hahas =) all in all the paper was well..ok..except for compre. which i couldnt really comprehend. lols

next was of course the dreaded mother tongue. oh yeah if you don't know i actually take higher malay. it was real crazy because i did things like super fast and well...and yes, i actually 'realised' that i wrote out of topic . i was strong i did not cry [L0L] but well..what was done is like done..hahas

and yes i then had some period to relax. and unfortunately when i was SUPPOSED to be studying i ended filling my free time with sleep and badminton and football and guitar and p**no

hahaa.joking

days zoomed past and guess what mye officially starts

amath and emath- was horrible. i screwed up badly. and yes i mean it

geog- i did not study for geog!!! i concentrated too much for emath and that freakng tom chan had stuffs for me to do. so nope, no last minute absorbing .

chemistry- went moderately. was confident that i will not....fail haha

english lit- killer. what else is there  to say?

social studies- i screwed up as i almost had not enough time to do..but well..i said almost.

now the two subjects 

physics- historical. i had one page left and i did not bother doing. just went to toilet and tadaah. time finish

bio- studied like mad. and hopefully. hopefully it went well

and yes those are brief descriptions..n-o-w for results

with sweaty palms, shivering legs and blablabla irwin receives his test papers

english- b3 [expected]

higher malay- a1 [WTF??]

emath- a1 [WTF????]

amath- a1 [oh]

chemistry- a2 [fluck]

combined human.- a1 [WTFFFF???]

geog- a2 [fuck]

biology- a1 [yay]

and the almighty physics

physics- d7 [wow! wonderful]

l1r5 [without ca]- 7

highest among all- bio

lowest- hahahaha

and yeap all in all i screwed up quite badly but well..i dont wanna cry over susu yang telah tertumpah

2. level camp

yes i had a great camp. throughout the camp , i got to know no one, i got no knowledge, i had an argument, i wanted to bash people up, i lost my voice while shouting, i got laughed at for going out of tune [though it was on purpose], and...

in the  end

i received a bandana, water bottle, sleeping bag and an extremely sexy voice that sounds like donald duck on drug

3. asean comm camp

it was again at the same place. and i was tired of course, expecting another crazy camp that will drain me

but unfortunately, it was the funnest camp i had ever attended and i will talk about this later in a new post when i got the pictures

now next i have to tell this out

NATIONAL SCRABBLE CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

MY TEAM DID NOT PASS!

WE WERE ONE WIN FROM PASSING!

AND THAT ONE WIN WAS FLUNKED BY ME, THE PERSON WHO LOST THE LAST GAME OMG IM GONNA GIVE UP SCRABBLE

but heck ill give it one more chance

2nd of june- medical scrabble championship. wish me luck