finally

yes finally the wireless is working mwahaha..
[grr finally the F***ing useless hostel management is doing something]

i was patient and waited and waited and waited /but well.. it was worth the wait.
[i felt like killing the arseholes in the office who are sleeping and eating french fries while getting the security guards to wipe their buttocks]

well life's quite ok right now. everything is going..hmm quite fine =)
i just realised today is the 30th ..lol good luck to jiayan and jiaying ..lol...give up la.. you won't guess what it means. ==

went to school today feeling weird. had adrenaline rushing through my veins [god knows why] and started getting high for god knows what reasons. and believe me..this adrenaline is even more powDerful that panadol. conclusion. i drank coffee in the morning. therefore coffee makes me high

i have a feeling i am living here in this world just to drink coffee..im born to drink coffee..coffee provides me with energy. when i drank six packets of coffee before the bio and geog test, coincidentally both of those paper were the paper i did best in [compared to my other subjects]

believe me. there if something our blood needs. that particular catalyst to highness. it will drive you nuts believe me. and it is just what you need to get on with life with dynamism.

anyway im currently in love with this song called imagine by john lennon ..its a nice song with b-e-a-utiful lyrics. seriously my bridging course teacher made me wonder. how the hell did he manage to write about this shit? isn't it obvious what he is asking us to do is EXACTLY what we need now? yes. listen to the song. hear the words. contemplate-reflect or whateveryoucallit. just sit down and listen to it. it will pierce right through your very heart and soul .

anyway as you all now i currently am sitting at a different place. plaudits to jiayan and jiaying for keeping me entertained. and also saboing me today [i didn't get to taste my own chocolate T.T]
but it was nice knowing all of you. adapting kinda well now ..so , i hope i can do better for the next test.

'Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one'

just when you thought irwin is dead

yes back after a nong nong time. and yes im not dead yet, not too soon and no i still havent got over that particular person [not intending to]
lets see.. alot of stuffs happened ..one thing is well..teacher changed our seatings. lol.. not im beside wee kiat. and believe me. its really quiet behind [and it pisses me off]

i wish to paint their world with colours, but unfortunately there is nothing fr me to paint on ==

ok let me see again.. oh yeah jia yan's bdae just passed a few days ago . this is for her

HAPPY BELATED BDAE BOO JIA YAN.

may you lead a happy life
and may u have more lambs == XD

haha...ok back to the post.

well i am currently wondering what should i do on saturdays?

u see saturdays are like the only day that i can actually relax as i have nothing on!!!! its really a great time to relax and unwind

but , since i have some time to myself , why don't i just spend it by doing stuffs that are worth my time

shopping? nope im broke

onlining? hey, i do that everyday

eating? gosh i need to go on a diet.

therefore conclusion? i really need to sit down and think hard. i ain't gonna waste my holiday like that

i go to school , with this question still bugging me. u know how irritating it is? im so pissed. i was always so busy. why cant i even find something to do now?

just when i got an idea. 'ah ha! sleep more'

a teacher came and say 'ok scholars ur english tuition will be on every saturdays'

f*** ...great...

ARGH HOLIDAYS.

apology

even if you dont care you dont have to tell me. just play along. it makes me happier. perhaps its good to be honest. but sometimes its just not the best policy. sorry for offending you and spreading the virus to you. sorry very sorry

[i am a loser]

suicidal freak.

why must my life suck so much?
why do i actually have to BEG to get friends?
why am i always ignored?

think about it. im not a doll, puppet or a dog. i dont want to be just an extra. i want to be treated as an EQUAL. i want to b e treated as well as the others. not to be given some shit or be treated like an alien or something.
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im serious when i have to be . when i say i am serious, i AM serious. dont treat everything i say like a joke. and dont try making it worse by ignoring it also.
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i am a lonely person . you dont know to what extent my loneliness can take me. i am willing to take panadols for the sake of sleeping. im willing to just sleep not to think about stuffs that i dont want to think about. why? cuz i pisses me off..really.





life sucks. everyone treats me like shit no matter how hard i try to be nice to them. i hate all of you. really. all of you.

post request topic [ptt] - 3t1

ok this is about 3t1 . yes yes ..my brilliant class that is oh so dull [sometimes]

haha ..anyway in this class..there are like..hmm 45 fellas..and yes i am the man who sits on the chair..

so now i shall describe everyone one by one... hahahahaha

ang man ling- nothing much to say about her. she is hyper that i know. super enthu about councillors tho i dont give a damn abt them. all in all i have no grudge against her..but all is ..well...alright with her. hahaha

boo jia yan- ahhh...this fella ...what to say about her ah? she can be extremely lame at times. [for example when i said 'boo' as in scaring people she will answer'. well..besides that ...she is more helpful that you think she is XD ..thanks for the panadol. and she is smart =) she is also one of the 'tall' girls in the class. yes and she claims she is extremely ugly tho people call her 'chio boo' ..well..all in all a nice person ..one of the few good friends i have in class.

chan kheng yi- well..almost never talk to her...guess i got alot of catching up to do. XD

chay pui shan- ah..a band fella...and yes i know almost nth abt her..she too quiet laaa...

clara miraldi- the scholar who has an extreme laugh that can melt people XD according to some reliable sources, she looks cute when she laughs. tho i notice nothing but she looks like she is coughing when she laughs. she is a nice person all in all..extremely smart too.one of the few good friends in class

ingewati sastrawidjaja- the ever cute person who is known for random thoughts among the scholars. is extremely helpful and friendly. cares about friends alot and is also sporting. one of the only one who volunteered for a post in class [bio rep] and since then the word 'bio' never seem to stop coming out from her mouth.one of the few good friends in class

khoo ee- the dancer of the class...greets people with a wide grin and is also one of my fellow johoreans. extremely close with saphira that they almost seem to eat the same thing everyday..and that is disturbing.

lee jia ying- the ever notorious girl behind who has the lamest and most sarcastic remarks in class.. claims to have sophisticated and uncomprehensible english. tho i only agree with the uncomprehensible part. friendly and nice =) one of the few good friends i have in class

leow su li- the respected netball player who runs like a wind during napha. quite quiet but what do you expect. she is sitting beside shi qiu.the smart ass XD

li bijun- so called the rose among the many thorns among the scholars [prcs] . does weird stuffs like writing on her thighs and everything. seems extremely close to bobing tho i can assure nth is going on betwin them .

li jiayu- one of the few prcs i will almost never talk to because i hate her facial expressions that disgusts me extremely. cant deny she is smart

liang bing- an extremely cute girl [according to the girls] ..extremely friendly and amiable.

lim hui min- another miss smarty pants who is always on her way to ultimate knowledge. extremely clever and get bothered with extremely minor stuff..for example..well..photographic memory ??.one of the few good friends in class

liu qinyu- miss councillor in hostel who well..is quite unknown to me. has a quite whiny voice that gets into my nerves at times..but she is friendly tho.

low yuan shen- hyper. fullstop.

melissa choy- miss vice chairman. the one who is well..short. can say she is the class mascot. respectable leadership and i always get shooted by some people saying she is so much more responsible that me [tho i cant deny it.] ...they just dont realise i can here them. one of the few good friends in class.

nabilah - miss npcc and can she is one of the hml gods...gets highest for malay everytime and it pisses me off ..lol

nathania christy- an extremely nice person. one of the eldest in class.. extremely responsible and creative. clever too...cares for her friends alot..one of the few good friends in class

pang wai teng- miss stjohn. tall and tall and tall...quite quiet and is ...well..tall..

quek cai shan- one of the three girls who always make me get scolding for making a row of four during assembly . quite nice and quite quiet. and abit lame at times...well..not really a bit.

saphira amir soh- she is well quite quiet. suspect she is lesbian [joking] cuz it bothers me when both she and khoo ee seem so ...yuck ..haha joking.

sherlyn goh- dont really talk much to her.. but can say she is a nice person. hahaa

tan le en- the one some people call the rich fella who comes to school by bmw. the one who english bloody pro [based on the test result la]

teo wen ya- miss band who is extremely tanned because of band. a nice person in my opinion.

toh shi qiu- miss smart ass who is well smart...enjoys bullying people with her extremely lsame random stuff..haha

wang xianshu- another fella i wont talk to much due to her extremely inquisitive attitude.

yu shijia- BRUCE

yuan meng- a nice person. quiet and is clever..nothing much to say..cuz well..she is quiet...

zhong xixi- extremely weird but nice. never fails to say hi and put a smile on her face ..

choong ming zhe- no comment. but extremely cute...those in rhythm and beats should get what i mean

gideon chen- another smart ass..quite quiet..nice fella hahahaaa

hu maoping- smart fella who has a cute voice that i enjoy imitating.

irwin- idiot.

leow jit corn- anice fella...very random. created alot of new words like cornfused and blablabla.proud of his name and i almost got into trouble because of it. lol. one of the few good friends in class

li haoyi- mr basketball..who well ..plays basketball..can say he is smart too..nice person.

liao dianze- the one who grabbed my balls and inflicted extreme pain to me. extremely smart and is a nice person in my opinion. except for the balls part.

shui tian- my sitting partner. alot of people pity him cuz he is the victim of irwin's ultimate gayness..tho many people dont realise shui tian is straight and irwin is also extremely straight. therefore we are not gay. really..

steven salomo- very good in chemistry..as in the subject...a joker among the scholars.. a nice person in whole. one of the few good friends in class

tan qing xi- very enthu councillor and co fella....very suitable nitrogen then.\

tan rui feng- cute and extremely friendly. smart too...willing to help when he needs to ...one of the few good friends in class

tan wee kiat- a smart fella..doesnt talk much..

wang bobing- the cool guy that every girl likes i think. tho im immune to his charms cuz i am straight. i only like girls ==

yeem kai ean- mr know it all who irritates me with knowledge that seem irrelevant to what we need to know [no offence]

yohanes paulus bisma- wha...this fella i will need one whole post to describe him man. one of my best friend here...extremely random and gay. is in love with a teddy bear. lol..

zhang wei- german wanna-be...



gosh my fingers are aching...and i reiterate. i am not gay.

holidays are here. for you la.

great everyone holidays are here.

here are a few facts to share =)
-today is friday the 13th. and yes. i super suey today.
-today got sports carnival. my team lost due to an extremely blur referee with some weird misinformation. another super suey thing.
-the team we lost to received fair play award. irwin said WTF but no,results didn't change.
-Irwin is sick again. why? because he is hungry. another suey thing because irwin forget today hostel no lunch.
-Irwin wanted to cook instant noodles. forget to put water waited for two minutes and the same thing came out from the microwave. only hotter.
-first sms irwin received today was 'pass it t mrs poh now' which is just another order for me to do something. and thats only the beginning.
-second sms irwin received is 'later got hall committee meeting at 9pm' which is another thing for me to do and another thing for me to mourn about.
-first person to talk to me in hostel was mr.teo and he said 'irwin i want to see you later at 9.30pm. another reason to commit suicide'
-first email received today 'all boarders councillor got general meeting at 10pm. irwin says wtf 10times and then heck. dont care dy .go and sleep.

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part 2 [positive part]

great holidays are here.

it is a great time to spend quality time with ur family friend's and dog. becareful tho, play safe. altho holidays are only for like one week, appreciate it .cherish every single moment while you still can. wait , correct statement is 'cherish every single moment IF you can.'

yes i know you fellas can enjoy all you want. im jealous. but well im telling you i have a lot of quality things to do. yes.quality and quantity.

for example, staring at the rubik's cube, gazing at stars that doesn't seem to appear on my ceiling, saying hi to bisma altho he is in indonesia for a week, polishing the noose im holding right now in case i need it, COMPLETING my COMPLETED homework. and of course, stock up on my panadols.

ladies and gentlemen. holidays are just great eh??
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part 3 [negative]

great, holidays are here.


AND NO I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE I HAVE NO FREE DAY DAMMIT.

gosh this is so fun.

thank you for your cooperation and goodbye =)


[add me in msn everyone, gohirwin@hotmail.com and ofcourse, link me]

thinking too much. eh?

happy birthday to bisma and hestia ! tho its only less that half a year that we met =)

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tdy was 'great'. bisma and i were thinking ' eh should we skip environment today ah?'

irwin says 'haiya ...we go canteen eat eat first..let fate decide'

so we eat eat...alot..after feeling our tummies with not-so-edible-food , we then proceed to look at each other's good looking faces and just think.

'ok la..sit here lidat oso no use. we scissors paper stone. i win we stay. you win we go back' irwin says

'ok deal'

so armed with our ever so nasty fingers of fate, we start shouting like maniacs swear words like scissors paper and stone.

conclusion

irwin -3
bisma-2

irwin wins ..we stay...

both the guys look at each other and then automatically says

'to hell with destiny'

packs bag and go back hostel.
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bisma's birthday was fun ...wait.it is still fun [still his bdae]
the action started with a simple button where irwin goes to the second floor where bisma is happily playing p.e.s. with the other scholars.

irwin goes down and tells wei liang [senior] 'the egg is in the toilet dy, standby mode'

'ok, u start covering his mouth when i miss call you'

it all went well..and army of more than 10 guys i think pulling a miserable idiot into the bath room.cracking egg on his hair [free conditioner] and the make him cold with the coldest water a shower can give you.

bisma ended up shivering like mad. [not to mention someone pulled his pants off and left him in the toilet *no prize for guessing who]

then , bisma had his revenge, with a newfound spirit , wet body and wet underwear, he chases everyone to spread the birthday cheer [or just to absorb heat.gosh physics]

and yes..irwin got special treatment. he got the humping.

conclusion. it was a great birthday.
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25 people had been elected to join the hwa chong boarders council. irwin just so happens to be the 25th mentioned. bless him.

yours truly. the irwin.

random thought

bio fellas, please please..search for the cure for emo disease. it kills. really.

rantings.

gosh finally had the time to actually make a new blog.haha..

though i guess i wouldnt have enough time to update..but well ..its worth taking a chance..
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anyway here's a brief intro. im irwin goh.studying in singapore under a scholarship [god knows how come]
specifically..i am in bukit panjang.great school, and in 3t1. great class..for now i guess..

everyone is quite nice..quite..

anyway life here is great. though it is kinda stressful..




but heck who cares lets get to the point and start blogging
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now lets begin.

sciences..

biology and physics which one to take?

ladies and gentlemen . allow me to enlighten you

physics is synonymous to bullshit

i dont really care about energy..so what is you know how much energy u use, heat u produce?

if tired , go and sleep la! why bother count here count there. by the time u finish counting you also die dy la.

generally physics is really bull crap. if you dont know you are only studying stuffs that actually are useless..you dont really need them...

wait, it is YOU DON'T NEED THEM AT ALL.

yes physics is useless. and its difficult too..so why even bother.

biology however is a whole different thing

we study about cells, tissues and organs and blablabla

my dear friends ,these are all ESSENTIAL for us to live..you know??

imagine. if you dont know how to actually eat..you thought ur ass is made to well.eat, are you gonna eat with your ass?

lets just say you dont know how to think. you start thinking with ur ass??

worst still what if you dont even know how to ...well..reproduce?

thinking ur head is ur sexual organ since all you look in the opposite sex is the face face face?

and thinking the other sexual organ is the hand since it touches ur face ever so often?

so you put ur head in one's hands?

and yeah.you read a book that the feeling is supposed to be GOOD. so you start making noises you shouldnt.

gosh. biology IS important my dear friends. drop physics and bio all the way.

thank you =)