Sunday, June 13, 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

I do not know


Ladies and gentlemen presenting the long-awaited post with the topic


'I do not know'

well basically this topic is suggested by the ever famous joey BIEBER.




This topic is indeed very difficult. What IF one day you look at your 'o'lvls english paper [essay]


and one of the topic is 'i don't know'


what are you going to write about?

and exposition?

narrative essay?

descriptive?





i don't know =( [if you don't know you can't use don't or can't in essays] [oops i just used it again]



So basically ladies and gentlemen, when do you feel like 'you don't know' a shit?


Let me give you and example.


Additional Maths.


One brilliant subject to show that you actually know no shit.


you look into your brilliant paper. loads of questions. loads of numbers



the funny thing is , they always look familiar. but you cant fcuking get the answer..

why?


because Add Math sucks.

any questions? [fcuk you i have enough]


an example of question




LOOKS FRIGGIN FAMILIAR RIGHT



U THINK U THINK


U WRITE U WRITE




sMACK SMACK SMACK THE CALCULATOR AND THEN...






END OF THE WORLD. diE DIE DIE


















add maths shud stick to its literal meaning. as in ADDITIONAL MATH.


LIKE



1+1+1+1= x


what is x?




damn tht looks bloody familiar..





but how to do?

Monday, June 7, 2010

Hols Hols Hols


Holidays are here~
sorry couldn't update cuz I had Intensive Study [Sleeping] Programme
Practically a mugging period because the teachers like,er...Spam us with tests?

In conclusion, ISP was bullshit.

Bio was tough, Chem was atrocious, Physics , I finished the paper at 2.99792458 x 10^8m/s [cuz I didn't know how to do]

Pics during ISP




all these pics were taken DURING recess o.O







The last day however was different, we had the whole cinema for the sec4s in Bpghs so that we can watch PRINCE OF PERSIA.
[and wow the babe has a hawt bod]



The movie was AWE-some. Sat beside the T1 people and we had fun drooling and tht princess. The hot one

[so called a holy princess.. ]


after that we went and have our dinner at er...

Billy Bombers?

they have a pretty cute menu, with stuff like Obama Burger? er okk~ [no I didn't eat that.]

We took alot of pics, talk alot of crap. Then in the end it was time to go back.






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Ok so enough of all these daily bullshit. Lets see what should we talk about today.



Oreo.


You like oreo?

you know the sandwich cookies


If you are still not clear, presenting their so called motto


'twist'

'lick'

'dunk'



what can you infer from that?


What I can see is that the people from kraft [the one that produces oreo]


are a bunch of sickos.









WHO THE HELL LICKS A COOKIE???







well me.






I'd like a cherry with that =D

Monday, May 31, 2010

When physics drive you crazy, eat oreo.


bieberbieberbieber noooo
irwinirwinirwin yesssss

OMGWTFBBQ

Tomorrow is D DAY.

D DAY is tomorrow

D DAY is ISP

ISP is...... zzzzz *snores*
__

Ok people, this is terribly random. But if you don't know , the writer [which is me if you don't know dumbass] hates physics - terribly.

I know i said this alot of times but i DON'T see a freaking point in learning physics.

lemme give u and example - stickman!!

Mr physics and the boomz man








see so what if you learnt physics.
in the end u still freaking die la





let me teach u people something more helpful

Irwin's law










Gun= Run away la. =.=

First GUITAR cover. lol

its horrible I know. Leave comments if you want on the tagboard. anyway, was just fooling around.


Sunday, May 30, 2010

The man Is BACK

Hello babehs.

Ok I am finally back in the blogging world. You may ask 'why?' well the answer is

'i don't know'

Yeah i just realized that i have a great sense of humour [that no one really understands] therefore i should share it so that the whole world will be much much happier. Like I already am.

Anyway- School Holidays are here. No, unlike most people I am not going to whine about it. This is because I have great company. Unlike you. \

For example...
BOOKS...
BOOKS
BOOKS
aww DAMN IT

...

Interesting life I have eh? Well this is basically supposed to be normal for olevel students. Especially during the June Hols, where we are supposed to get 12 hours of study everyday!!

So basically? my Timetable will be....



Yeah thats the way.

So where is the holidays? What are we students gonna do? go around shouting like a motherF*er around the streets and ask








and then... the MOE answers...



How I wish the world is abit more funny. like me.


Anyway, happy ISPing for my fellow sec4's

i mean Intensive SLEEPING Programme.