hello everybody.
I am back after a long long time. lets see.. holidays were extremely productive.
throughout the hols i manage to do few stuffs that i rarely get to do.
-spend the whole day in front of the comp till i sleep ==
and its a achievement eh? don't ask what i do online. all i did was well...complain to people that i am bored--
anyway its quite fascinating to...i've had people who told me that i look like elmo == [which i said perhaps its true only i lack hair]
and
someone. namely felicia lim. asked me to go to her site. when she said 'site' i thought it was the blog.
TOOK ME LIKE MILLIONS OF SECONDS TO FIND IT YOU KNOW.
first i went google. [nothing]
second i went to google'blogs [nothing]
then i realized i typed the wrong stuff..i typed felicia lim
when i type furli lim [which somehow is the correct one]
BOOMZ out comes the answer. then i told her. 'haha i found it finally'
and guess what....
the site she meant was her facebook profile...FML
conclusion- do not assume that all sites are blogs.
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anyway. these twilight thing is getting into my nerves
what is SO fascinating abt vampires ?
what actually are vampires?
according to oxford dictionary [no bull]
it is actually
a corpse supposed to leave its grave at night to drink the blood of the living
yeah thats the bloody meaning [literally]
well.. so what is SO bloody fascinating abt a corpse who drinks blood of the living?
ok so now we are going to do a research on CHARACTERs IN TWILIGHT.
first edward cullen
edward cullen [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/ or specifically a vampire - whose ability is not to drink blood but to make girls drool and demand that their blood be sucked by him.
this idiot over here is played by robert pattinson [is that how u spell it]
the only reason why girls are going bonkers over him, is complex. and yes thts the only reason.
perhaps-
his eyes are able to send electrical impulses tht goes into their eyes, into the optic nerve and to the brain thus electrifying the whole brain, causing neurones to die/ thus, mental disorder.
tip no 1- your mama said it was bad to stare. knock your head. according to the edward cullen law of electrocution- always stare.
his muscles [they claim i think that he can stop a car using his bare hands] scares the hell out of the girls therefore they are forced to say they are crazy over him. After all, remember, he hunts for people at night. and a guy vampire desires women like hell.
tip no 2/ to get a girl go bonkers over you, stop a car with your bare hands.
his teeth looks so much like a dogs', and as u know most girls find dogs cute,and according to transitive equality :
X=Y ; Y=Z
therefore X=Z
BY SUBSTITUTING X=[EDWARD'S TEETH] Y=[DOG] Z=[CUTE]
Edward's teeth= dog; dog=cute
therefore Edward's teeth=cute
this is a proof that most people are going crazy over his teeth. demanding that he bites them hard.
which somehow further implies that edward is cute. and cute is one thing girls go bonkers over
however the further statements are difficult to prove through mathematics. ask your maths teacher. dun ask me.
all these qualities however, does not appeal to men unless you are well.. a gay or a transvestite
transvestite [guys] [oxford dictionary]- one who is in love with edward cullen and is willing to be a woman in hope that he will be with him forever and ever.
gay [according to oxford dictionary]- a guy who is in love with edward cullen but has no balls to be a transvestite.
yes.fortunately i dont fall into any of those categories.and im not cullenified.
if the above STATEMENTS ARE NOT TRUE
you are not in love with edward cullen, only robert pattinson. therefore there is no use going bonkers over dear edward cullen. just get a porno vid of robert pattinson [if you desire it so much email iwantrobertpatporn@hotmail.com believe me this email exists!!! try it!]
second.
jacob hitam/black
jacob black [oxford dictionary]- is defined as a supernatural character/namely a werewolf with a body that has the capability to attract all the women who were drooling to get their blood sucked by edward cullen . and later make them despise full moons due to the fact that he would suddenly turn fugly [however maintaining his killer body, only with a bit more hair]
this man here is special.
believe me. he has the ability to use his body to make all the women come to/cum to him
he is known to be extremely hairy at a full moon night . so beware to those who hate hairyness, but for those who think it feels good / you should hate edward cullen. he no hair one..
which is sexier? [note that the werewolf form has the cute teeth]
third.
adwoort kolon
this is a very nice character
he is the only one that does not have the capability to impress girls however, let me tell you he is a relative of the cullens. and he is from india..
cullen in india is kolon somehow
and believe me he is good looking.
presenting
adwoort kolon
you want me to bite you?
p/s- no offence to indians or twilight fans. just wasting my time blogging.
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